Armored Cars

They used to make these huge armored cars that were driving targets. They were these huge beasts of cars, and they probably would've tipped over going around a corner at 15 mph. But now, they have bettered the technology, the innovations, the everything really. So now they are pimping out regular cars. My sister, upon seeing one, said even the president doesn't have that. We all assured her that he had a whole line of cars far more pimped out than that.

For starters, they can pimp out everything from a huge truck all the way down to a Chevy Cavalier. That's some pretty impressive stuff. You get bullet proof glass, the steel plated doors, the works. Then, they have ones that throw out little stars to pop tires, and they even have full on machine guns that come out of the roof. I mean these are not just defensive cars, they go on the offensive! I love the idea of armored cars, but it's some scary stuff.