It could've been family

This is sad. I somehow ended up related to pretty much everybody in a small town made up of about 1000 people total. Their last high school graduating class was 50 people. But anyway, they are all what you might call rednecks, and I'm honestly not sure how I somehow ended up related to them, actually Iknow it's adoption. Anyway, I heard about this guy the other day down in Arkansas. He decided that in this tough economy, he would steal power. So what does he do? He takes his jumper cables, a metal ladder, and props it up against the power line. He climbs up there, puts the jumper cables on there to steal power, and ends up getting electrocuted and falling 30 feet to break his back. And though at first I thought only in the South, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that could have actually been one of my relatives. They don't live in the South, just a small town in the southern area of the state. But from renaming a dog Damnit because they were mad at it to going "bunny thumping" for their main source of entertainment to more serious things, it really could have been any of my 1000 or so relatives in that town.