I Hate Anime

Why is it that white people just love anime? Is there something appealing about anything that is weird, yet Japanese? Anime sucks, and yet all the nerdy white people of the world seem to think it's the best thing since sliced bread. Granted I know some nerdy Japanese guys who like it too, but not as much as the white people.

I for one am Asian and I hate anime! I hate when their eyes go really wide whenever they get excited or something. I hate the fact that half the major anime characters were created by Japanese cartoonists and yet they are white! I hate the fact that they are cheesy. I hate the fact that in spirited away, they turn into pigs. Yes, I was forced, literally forced to watch spirited away. I will have you know it was a living nightmare for me.

And then they have anime porn. How messed up is that! I knew a guy in high school who would actually draw anime porn. What is up with that! And of course, nerdy white guy. He had his girlfriend, his anime girlfriend, all planned out, and he would tell us about all his favorite anime porns. There is something seriously wrong with anime and all the little white boys who love it when most Asians, at least that I know, don't even like it!